• Food,  Recipes,  Treats

    Gluten Free Tart Shell

    FINALLY. I know it seems like I’ve been holding onto the recipe, but between good lighting for pictured, and the rest time, and making sure it’s right….sometimes it takes for freakin ever to get a recipe done and up. This is not a particularly inventive recipe. It’s basic as hell. It’s the same as 9000 other pastry recipes because honestly how many different measurements of flour, sugar, and butter can there really be and have them all work out? It’s not the quantities that this recipe is about – it’s the technique. It’s about where I suspect we’re going wrong when we try to sub in GF flour for a…

  • Apps and Snacks,  Food,  Recipes,  The Basics

    Deviled Eggs and Bacon

    I’m going to a party, what can I bring? There are actually way more options that we tend to think. For some reason, we have this knee-jerk reaction of WHAT THE FUCK DO I BRING TO A PARTY IF I DON’T EAT BREAD?! The truth is, lots of things. Here’s the dirty little secret: Just because you don’t eat certain things, does not mean you are a hermit weirdo creep who cannot attend or have fun at parties. Wether or not you HAVE fun, even if the menu isn’t perfectly Paleo or exactly suited to your needs is something that’s totally up to you. You decide to put your party…